officialunitedstates:

do kids honestly get peer pressured into doing drugs because i havent ever even seen a marijuana in my 19 years of life

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

crystallinedemons:

the music on hannibal:

  • classical
  • intense sirens and loud clanging
awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

Hey hey you you! If you don't mind, I'd like your new blog info, too. <3

hello!! it’s vascularitea.tumblr.com. the same URL as my sideblog, i just rearranged everything lol

I’m seriously considering deleting my account and making a new one and following new blogs and basically just starting all over again.

I’ve lost major interest in the majority of fandoms I was in and I’d really just like to stick to what my sideblog is.

I’m not sure when I’ll delete and re-do everything, most likely this weekend.

I’m sorry if this disappoints anyone, and if you feel that way, please send me a massage and I can give you the details of my new blog when I make it.

djsckatzen:

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

image

modalitout:

notanothersonglyric:

ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

UNBELIEVABLE

EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

modalitout:

notanothersonglyric:

ruinedxfate:

ruinedxfate:

ham-safar:

Rayhaneh Jabbari is sentenced to hang for killing her rapist in self defense in Iran. She is now 26 years old and has been in Tehran’s dreaded Evin prison since 2007. The petition for her release can be found here: http://bit.ly/1h7EP4D

UNBELIEVABLE

EVERYBODY SIGN THIS PETITION

It needs 100,000, and only has 8,000 as it stands. 

SIGNAL BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GUYS

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

d0nn0:

golfgoober:

d0nn0:

Im hungover and i gained like 500 in a night and hit 17k

Oh I thought you meant you gained that much weight and then hit 17k pounds

Yes i hit 17,000 pounds thanks for the support everyone

pearlsnapbutton:

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

I wish this post was around when I was dating my last boyfriend.

and-y0u-l3t-h3r-g0:

sassy-spoon:

gemiblu:

sleepy-karkat:

cruelfortune:

dirteye:

ay ay Ron

finally someone made gifs for this

are you seriously gonna make a gifset of a video without linking everyone to it

i’m gonna fucking shit myself

holy crap

i can’t breathe

call 911

ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK

Jay-quellin